Lee Chapman, June-July 2020
This damned virus. What’s with this damned virus? Why does this damned virus keep my grocery store from stocking rinse aid? What supply chain does it disrupt? Has the Present Occupant requisitioned every rinse aid truck? I think not. He couldn’t care less about spots on my dishes. He couldn’t care less about this damned virus if it kills one more D than R. Is it sickening workers in the rinse aid plant? Is the rinse aid plant being retooled—producing blue vaccine? Or does He believe rinse aid rinses virus from His bloodstream? Why does Wegmans have clear rinse aid—but not blue? It’s hard to tell when clear is running low: I want blue!