Stay Outta My Space (2017) : The Gym is a pain in so many ways. This started as an essay but morphed into a song.
CHORUS: Stay outta my space. if you're a member of the human race, stay outta my space. Unless you're someone I might care to embrace stay outta my space. Unless we're running to first or second base stay outta my space. I don't wanna see the pores on your face. I don't wanna watch 'em open and close. Though there are just a few, I don't wanna count the hairs in your nose. Eww! I'm at the gym, approaching seven treadmills. one and seven are occupied by people thinking, "Stay outta my space." While I'm choosing, a big guy passes me. If he takes three, I'll take five; the four of us'll be two treadmill apart. If he takes five, I'll take three; the four of us'll be two treadmills apart. But he is a greedy. He takes four. The greedy bastard! So everybody who's already there is three treadmills apart, but what about me? What can I do? No matter which I take, I'm next to someone. My workout's ruined. I take three. The greedy guy give me a dirty look: Stay outta my space! I hope he hates the hairs in my nose. I hope that my deodorant fails. I hope that his doesn't. (CHORUS) I don't wanna one-on-one interface. I don't want to smell these people's colognes. And lest you misconstrue, I don't wanna smell type two pheromones. Eww! Three girls, in neon sports bras (chatting, chatting, chatting), About their kids, About their jobs, The books they're reading, Next year's elections -- They approach the treadmills. One takes two; the others five and six and keep on chatting. Not about boys. (They keep on chatting.) Not about clothes. (Chatting, chatting, chatting) I try to ignore them; (The keep on chatting.) And focus on FOXNews: (Chatting, chatting, chatting) Trump good. (They keep on chatting.) Hillary bad.